Big Brother Roblox/Season One/Dance Off

Dance Off is the fourteenth episode of Big Brother Roblox.

Part One
TRIXIE: hi im trixie mattel

KATYA: and im katya

BOTH: AND WELCOME TO THE SECOND LAST EPISODE OF BIG BROTHER ROBLOX!

KATYA: oof its certainly been a ride

TRIXIE: yes it certainly has

KATYA: ok lets check in with our housemates

In the house...

Roni, Shay, Paris and Anita Bum are talking strategy.

RONI: so yeah were in the finals bitch!

PARIS: i knew i was destined to win a BB season

SHAY: HA! because youre winning, good one!

PARIS: its what the people of robloxia want, let them have it

RONI: clearly... just hope this week isnt some stupid dumb twist out of the norm

TRIXIE: well youre out of luck, BACKYARD NOW

They're in the backyard now.

such amazing storytelling im gagged

KATYA: soo i have some news for yall, were doing a dumb twist again!

Everyone pretends to be shocked.

ANITA BUM: what is it this time

KATYA: were spending an entire episode on a challenge!

PATRICIA: gross

TRIXIE: so for this production's care package, the winner gets to assign pairs for the next episode

RONI: but we're 5?

KATYA: someone will have to be alone, rip

TRIXIE: and the winner of the carepackage is......... ANITA BUM!

ANITA BUM: ty america for having good taste

PATRICIA: barf

SHAY: shut your dirty trap patricia

TRIXIE: ok quick teleportation

They teleport to a street with 3 stores: the hair one, the accessory one and the clothing one.

TRIXIE: Welcome to Dance Off, sisters! Here, you'll create an outfit and dance your way to the top!

PATRICIA IC: This challenge is right up my alley, I used to be a really good dancer back in the day, and still am ty very much

KATYA: Anita, because production rigged it for you to win the carepackage, you'll assign the pairs

TRIXIE: oh and because we dont care about vetos the winner of the challenge will send one pair to the chopping block, and then they will lip sync for their lives and before you BITCH about it its the last one so yeah ok

ANITA BUM: Hmmm...

ANITA BUM IC: I needed to think strategically, Paris and Shay will fight if they have to work together, but if I put Roni alone bitch will win for sure... But if I pair him with Patricia, he'll be suspicious... But I was like "whatever bitch"

ANITA BUM: Paris and Shay, you'll be a pair...

PARIS: YAY!

SHAY: ...nay.

ANITA BUM: Roni and Patricia, you'll be another and I will be alone

RONI IC: excuse me bitch

TRIXIE: well its decided! you have 1 hour to make your outfits and pick a song.

KATYA: oh and we will be joined by two guest stars! first, dancing queen eleni foureira...

TRIXIE: her bop was on eurovision, we stan a yeah yeah fire queen

KATYA: and, last but definetly least, hanna marin! known for her best work in... this TRIXIE: see you on the main stage fuckers!

Trixie and Katya leave as the countdown for the main stage presentation begins.

Checking in with Shay and Paris...

PARIS: so i think we should be twins

SHAY: uhh ok

SHAY IC: how would people ever think my beautiful soft face is related to an ugly rat from the sewers

PRODUCER (talking to SHAY IC): well you are wearing the same clothes

SHAY IC: fuck off

PARIS: so which song should we do?

SHAY: hm-

PARIS: how about the cheeky girls

SHAY: what the fucks that

PARIS: this

SHAY: ....................

PARIS: iconic right?

SHAY: i hate it, thanks

PARIS: youre no fun

SHAY: well my mama didnt raise me to be fun, my mama raised me to be a fearless violent butthurt bitch

PARIS: i gathered that once i met you

SHAY: why are we arguing

PARIS: idk

SHAY: we need something really fucking hyped up

SHAY: like we need to put up a really good show

SHAY: and it has to be fast and punchy

SHAY: and a dancing song

SHAY: where you can dance

SHAY: catch my jist

PARIS: sure

SHAY: so you do agree were doing "i love you always forever" by donna lewis

PARIS: ...thats ur idea of a dance song?

SHAY: FUCK YOU ITS A REALLY GOOD SONG

PARIS: whatever, lets do call me mother by tompaul

SHAY: gross but fine

Meanwhile...

''Roni and Patricia are trying to... do something.''

RONI: ok ik were like trying to get you out but we have to make an effort so we dont go home

PATRICIA: fine sure whatever

RONI: lets do "causing a commotion"?

PATRICIA: eww

RONI: uhh bitch

RONI: ooo "euphoria" by loreen?

PATRICIA: meh

RONI: FINE ugh um........... "last friday night" by katy perry?

PATRICIA: HOLY SHIT THAT IS SUCH A BOP

RONI: IKR ITS FUCKING AMAZING

PATRICIA: I LOVE IT WITH ALL MY HEART..........no

RONI: holysuagdyuew what if we dont decide on a song and just do our separate thing and then once the stage presentation comes we slay

PATRICIA: sure

RONI IC: ik for a fact patricias gonna try to fuck me up by not cooperating with me but its not like i care

Meanwhile...

ANITA BUM IC: ive decided to do "rock star" by prima j because its a bop ok yeah

The teams start doing outfits.

Paris starts picking a "real cute and fun" outfit that's trash and Shay follows her halfway but while Paris isn't looking she grabs a completely different outfit.

Roni and Patricia do their thing, they look lowkey stun even tho nothing alike.

Anita looks like a preppy rockstar thing and I'm here for it

After everyone's finished, the countdown finishes and they all teleport to the backstage of a random club.

Part Two
At Club Toxic, Trixie and Katya strut on the stage while a pre-payed audience is cheering them.

TRIXIE: thank you cheering people who are definetly my real fans!

KATYA: in this episode of tompaul's drag race, we'll watch as our girls will compete in a dance off! the dancing competition will be judged on audience reaction and the jury critiques. whomever wins gets a very special power which we will discuss later ok? OK lets get started

TRIXIE: not so fast whore you forgot to introduce the guest judges... WHOM ARE ELENI FOUREIRA?

ELENI: hi i feel very yeah yeah yeah fire-y rn and im living

KATYA: and hanna marin

HANNA: get ready for the #megaplottwist yay part tho

Hanna takes off her mask revealing to be TomPaul.

TOMPAUL: im very fucking thankful for me to have to judge these "people"

TRIXIE: me

In the backstage...

Anita and Patricia are secretly hiding from everyone else and talking shit about everyone when Roni comes in and listens to them.

ANITA: ew youre gonna have to dance with roni

PATRICIA: ugh true cant fucking stand that whore... we beat him out and then we get to top 3 and eliminate all of the others

KATYA: let's move to our first pair: Paris and Shay!

Paris and Shay randomly spawn in the stage.

PARIS: lets fucking slay this shay-- SHAY WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT THE OUTFIT I PICKED

SHAY: look at yourself you look ugly af

PARIS: youre literally wearing black wings, orange shades and a pizza tshirt

SHAY: at least i dont look like a winx reject?? clara called she wants her look back

''"Call Me Mother" starts playing. Shay starts doing karate moves as Paris does the mime dance but trips on her long ass dress and crashes her face in a lightbulb.''

PARIS: ASHDBUEFIUERHUIFWEHIUHFUIHEURIHFUIERUIFBER WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

TRIXIE: someone cALL AN AMBULANCE

PARIS: NO THE SHOW MUST GO ON

PARIS IC: if theres anything ive learned from rpdr is that you have to keep an entertaining show going and keep the judges looking at you and your breastplate... even when you crash your face and die

As the song reaches its climax, Paris tries walking while bleeding while stepping on Shay's foot, who kicks Paris so high she reaches the club roof and immediately comes crashing down, dying.

KATYA: NO WORRIES I GOT THIS

Katya turns into fairy godmother mode and revives Paris.

KATYA: are you ok?

PARIS: HOLY SHIT YOU SAVED ME

Paris hugs Katya.

KATYA: yeah.... that will be one billion dollars

PARIS: thE FUCK?

Next act...

Roni and Patricia come to the stage, wearing very different lewrks.

PATRICIA: break a leg

RONI: thanks

PATRICIA: no i meant that in the most literal way possible

RONI: youre going down

''The song starts playing and it's "Fuck U Betta" by Neon Hitch. Patricia starts doing stunts while Roni pulls a more subtle approach. They both slay but in the last chorus when things start really heating up, Roni and Patricia both run to each other and start fighting on who fucks who better the END''

Next act is Anita Bum.

"Rock Star" by Prima J starts playing and she takes off her electric guitar and starts doing splits and reveals and stunts and the crowd is LIVING for her.

TOMPAUL: im gagged what a legend

By the end of the performance, Anita attaches a nuclear bomb to herself and explodes.

ELENI: thats what we in the industry call FUEGOO

TRIXIE: well that was iconic not i hated it but ok

After the acts, the crowd goes to the cunty ass house to chat about the acts.

RONI: i think i won

PATRICIA: clearly i brought the victory home

RONI: girl please you sucked out there

PATRICIA: lies

SHAY: GODDAMMIT SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON WHICH CAMERAMAN IM GOING TO SHOOT IF SOMEONE SENDS ME HOME BC FUCKING PARIS SCREWED EVERYTHING UP

PARIS: FUCK OFF RAT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED ME HOW COULD YOU

SHAY: WATCH YOUR MOUTH OR YOULL DIE AGAIN

ANITA: okkurr

RONI: i think what we should be focusing on is more on how anita is a dirty fucking liar

ANITA: excuse me whore?

RONI: i saw you and patricia laughing backstage and having a chat, what was that all about?

PATRICIA: oh we were just taking a break from pretending we were enemies to discuss how we were going to kick your asses and win this reality show

RONI: oh ok cool thanks for clarifying

Roni lunges himself at Patricia but falls to the ground instead.

TRIXIE: cute were going to the backyard now

Part Three
At the backyard, the four judges are sitting in the judge school table.

KATYA: tonight all of you fucking blew... lets start with the critiques

KATYA: first up, shay and paris.

TOMPAUL: it was gross and i wanted to die

ELENI: i have to agree with tompaul here, it was gross and gross and specially gross

PARIS: i did not die to get revived for this the fuck

KATYA: next up, roni and patricia

TOMPAUL: you both embodied the song so well, you gave me sexy while also wanting to overshadow the bitch thats with your boyfrieind like yAS queen

TRIXIE: ^this mood

KATYA: last and least, anita buM

TOMPAUL: easily the best performance tonight, it was SOO good

ELENI: the stunts you pulled were iCONIC

TRIXIE: and we will forever cherish this moment as when the crazy bitch strapped a NASA nuclear bomb to her back and exploded and not die when paris died from falling but ok how do physics work?

KATYA: thank you ladies, while you untuck, we will deliber-- bs anita won

ANITA BUM: YAS

TRIXIE: however... roni, because you were the 2nd america's carepackage winner, you will not be able to be evicted tonight, and will be safe tonight, and go to top 3 immune.

RONI: YAS

ANITA BUM IC: fUCK OFF my whole strategy is ruined

KATYA: anita... who have you chosen to nominate?

ANITA BUM: Shay and Paris.

SHAY IC: THAT WHORE

TRIXIE: Shay and Paris... Two ladies stand before me but only one can pass to the Top 4... The time has come for you two to LIP SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE!

SHAY IC: im not going home over a whiny bitch who made us lose a challenge, i barely touched her but ok

PARIS IC: i cant feel my legs

TRIXIE: prior to tonight you WERENT asked to prepare a lip sync to the song "fuego" by eleni foureira but under the italian illuminatis guideline we are forced to change the lip sync song to "the cheeky song (touch my bum" by the cheeky girls

TOMPAUL: iCONIC

SHAY: gurl bye

''The song starts playing. Shay refuses to lip sync to such a shit song as Paris tries to move but falls on her face.''

In the Italian Illuminati spaceship...

CLARA: ...and now for the finishing touch!

Clara presses a button that sends a nuclear bomb to the BB house.

FLORA: im so proud of you mia figlia

CLARA: aww mom! now lets play some fucking flee the facility

At the house...

The nuclear bomb hits the stage and the house is destroyed, but everyone's somehow alive.

TRIXIE: yeah yeah fire certified

KATYA: how long are we going to keep reusing that joke

TOMPAUL: so um that was gross

TRIXIE: sHUT THE FUCK UP now shay and paris... i have made my decision

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TRIXIE: both of you failed to impress me and katya. nuclear bomb, shantay you stay. shay and paris, sashay away.

Everyone else screams as the show ratings drop.

KATYA: well that was so fun

SHAY: youre all lucky im tired af otherwise i wouldve killed everyone here

In the stage...

KATYA: shay and paris, how did it feel to be eliminated together?

SHAY: insulting

PARIS: i dont feel anything... literally i cant feel my bones

KATYA: fun! so join us for the finale.... where the contestants will reunite, one person will be evicted and the top 2 will face off in a jury voting, and the winner of BIG BROTHER ROBLOX WILL BE CROWNED!

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this was such a fucking rushed episode lmfao

the finale will be better tho

i promise

maybenot

hwo cares thIS IS ALMOST OVER YAS