Big Brother Roblox/Season One/Shit Gets Lit x2

Shit Gets Lit x2 is the fourth episode of Big Brother Roblox 1.

Part One
TRIXIE: hi im your acne, trixie mattel

KATYA: and im your saggy tits, katya zamolodchikova

TRIXIE: wow you actually said your surname for once

KATYA: this week lizzie won hoh, and that hoh ceremony was dominated with anita bum screaming

TRIXIE: also carl actually got lines what

KATYA: who will be the next evicted houseguest?

TRIXIE: find out in this episode of family guy!

Lizzie, Carl, Clara, Kiki and Paris are talking about what happened at HoH ceremony.

CARL: that was fucking dramatic

LIZZIE: its like as soon as i showed floyd's image i knew it was fucked

CLARA IC: I think Lizzie fucked it up, Floyd's very good at vetos and even if he doesn't come back she's gonna probably end up as a nominee next week, if she wanted to get rid of Floyd she should've backdoored him

PARIS: so like whats ur strategy?

LIZZIE: hopefully win veto and discard?

PARIS: oh gurl

PARIS IC: lmao lizzies so going home after doing that

PARIS: sister you cant come into this game and target a huge player without a backup plan

LIZZIE IC: i know realize the shit that ive done... and its going to be a tough nut to crack if i want to survive until week three

Meanwhile...

ANITA BUM: FLOYD HOW COULD YOU

FLOYD: Anita, we were just talking about the alliance...

ANITA BUM: i think we need to break up

FLOYD: wait were we dating?

ANITA BUM: IM DONE BYE

Anita goes back to her room and gets comforted by Patricia.

ANITA BUM: I WANT HIS ASS OUT

PATRICIA IC: im actually super happy, anita is my gurl and since the beginning of this game, she has been focused on one thing: floyds bbc.

ANITA BUM: you know why i came in here right? im homeless, i have herpes and i dont have nowhere to go. this is my only chance!

PATRICIA: this is why ive been trying to warn you to focus on the game

ANITA BUM: ik... im sorry i said that in hoh ceremony, i was just mad

PATRICIA: look, you wanna win this, right?

ANITA BUM: more than i want floyds bbc shoved right up in my pussy

PATRICIA: then you go out there and win this!

ANITA BUM: ...yes...YES, YOURE RIGHT! im anita bum after all

PATRICIA: thats the spirit!

''Suddenly they all hear an alarm. They go to the backyard as both Trixie and Katya are there.''

KATYA: hi rats! it's time for carepackage

PARIS: what the fuck is that

EMERSON: lmfao shut the fuck up you dumb bitch how can you not know what a carepackage is?

EMERSON: so yes, whats a carepackage?

Paris eyerolls.

TRIXIE: we were supposed to reveal this at the start, but we were on a budget

KATYA: and we still are on a budget

TRIXIE: the public selects someone to win a carepackage: like super safety, remove two eviction votes, that kind of shit

KATYA: because we were fucking each other and forgot to do carepackage before hoh comp were doing this now, and the only carepackage that makes sense doing is "remove two eviction votes"

TRIXIE: the public has chosen... PATRICIA! as the winner of the carepackage

KATYA: wait are nominees allowed to get carepackages

TRIXIE: does it look like i fucking care katya

PATRICIA: Hmm... I'm removing Clara and Emerson 's votes

PATRICIA IC: If I don't win veto, I have to be sure Clara AKA the only loyal person to Floyd right now isn't able to vote me off. Also I picked Emerson cause I needed another fuck and like Emerson's annoying tbh

KATYA: Well I'm out, oh look it's Jigsaw the guest we brought in because ratings are down and we need celebs

JIGSAW: Welcome to Bashing Buddies! You must bash opponents off the platform and become the last one standing! Good luck--

TRIXIE: and dont fuck it up

Lizzie, Floyd, Patricia, Carl, Emerson and Clara are selected to compete in the Veto comp.

They start playing and Emerson quickly bashes Carl off the platform.

CLARA: carl robbed

EMERSON: shut your pie hole you fat woman

CLARA: OH NO YOU DID JUST NOT

Clara bashes Emerson off the platform and he lands on the grass.

Floyd bashes Lizzie off the platform but doesn't notice Patricia is behind him.

FLOYD: dont make me do this patricia

PATRICIA: suck my cock floyd

Patricia punches Floyd and he falls off the platform as Anita Bum cheers.

It comes down to Patricia and Clara.

Clara glitches and falls off so Patricia wins by default.

CLARA: FUCK YOU GLITCH

JIGSAW: good job patricia, you have won the power of veto

Everyone cheers except Floyd and Clara.

Part Two
Veto Ceremony yasssss

PATRICIA: Welcome to Veto Ceremony

ANITA BUM: WERK

PATRICIA: As I have won Power of Veto, I choose to save myself from nomination. Lizzie, as HoH, you can choose your replacement nominee

Patricia sits down and Lizzie goes over to the middle of the living room.

LIZZIE: I choose Emerson as my replacement nominee.

EMERSON IC: well fuck

PARIS: HAHA BYE BITCH

PATRICIA: The Veto ceremony is now over.

Everyone starts to get up and leave but suddenly...

TRIXIE: GET BACK HERE WE HAVE TO SAVE TIME FOR THAT SHITTY HUNGER GAMES CANON BIG BROTHER PREMIERE COME HERE BOYS AND GIRLS VOTE

Everyone votes.

KATYA: The results are in...

TRIXIE: And the next...

KATYA: contestant...

TRIXIE: to be...

KATYA: evicted...

TRIXIE: is...

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TRIXIE & KATYA: By a vote of 5-2, Floyd, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Roblox house.

Everyone is shooketh.

CARL: what i thought i was the only one who would vote floyd

ANITA BUM: same

FLOYD: wait u voted me?

ANITA BUM: floyd, i have just realised how much i need this. and if youre in my way bitch, idgaf youre going down. take care or whatever idc IM WINNING THIS SEASON

Floyd leaves the house sad.

TRIXIE: so floyd how does it feel to be a frontrunner of the season only to be second evicted?

FLOYD: it feels--

KATYA: shut up and leave the stage no one cares NEXT

TRIXIE: Next week, we will watch what goes down after Floyd's eviction

KATYA: who will be the next hoh?

TRIXIE: and who will that hoh nomminate?

KATYA: and will shay get disqualified for attacking cameramen?

TRIXIE: NO because she brings the ratings in. SEE YA NEXT WEEK ON BIG BROTHER ROBLOX