Big Brother Roblox/Season One/The Takeover

The Takeover is the thirteenth episode of Big Brother Roblox 1.

Part One
TRIXIE: hi im trixie mattel

KATYA: and i am katya

TRIXIE: and this seASON IS ALMOST OVER YASSSSSSSS

A bitch ton of confetti drops from the studio as both hosts dance.

TRIXIE: anyways, to remind yall what happene--

KATYA: patriciaandroniruturnedtothecompetitiontoeveryonessurpriseeventhoitwaskindaobviouspatriciawasruturningforherruvengeanywaysronididntcomeheretoplayhecameheretoslayasbitchtriedtotargetclarabysendingkikihomeherfuckingbodyguardmindyoualso--

TRIXIE: could you shut up for a second

TRIXIE: so, what will happen this episode since the house is fucking d i v i d e d, lets find out in BIGGG BROTHEEERRR

KATYA: ...roblox

TRIXIE: no we're dropping that

KATYA: aw

In the house...

Clara, Anita Bum and Patricia are in the living room, discussing what happened last night.

PATRICIA: so wait, shay and paris are in an alliance with roni and theyre gonna target you?

CLARA: they already have... and i know that we arent exactly an alliance but i can assure you once theyve got me theyre gonna get you and anita... and youve already been eliminated and anita has never won a HoH or PoV so...

ANITA BUM: bitchh

PATRICIA: you do make a really good point tho, their in a big alliance and they can like murder us if we dont stick together. besides youre the strongest player at this point so it only makes sense

CLARA: ok so we need to win hoh

In one of the bedrooms...

RONI: ok so we need to win hoh

SHAY: hopefully its an endurance based competition, i am pretty good at that

PARIS: true do you remember her holding onto the sweeper

RONI: an iconic and underrated moment yes

SHAY: ik ik im basically god, now back to whats less important than me but still, were nomming clara and...?

RONI: patricia. shes stronger than anita when it comes down to comps

PARIS: but i like her!

Everyone death stares Paris.

PARIS: oh ok fine well murder her jeez

SHAY: thats the spirit

After five more minutes of excessive planning, Katya shows up in the house.

KATYA: EVERYONE TO THE BACKYARD

Everyone goes to the backyard.

PARIS IC: so we're going to the backyard and then we notice something...

ANITA BUM: um, is there not supposed to be a set or something for the HoH comp?

KATYA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nonsense... look, the italian illuminati wont budge, we wasted our entire budget in the lip sync stages and for mine and trixies own... profit.

RONI: oh wow

KATYA: but before we get back to the "whatever twist were planning now" thing, id like to introduce one more queen in the competition.

Everyone is shook.

SHAY IC: we already have two RUturning contestants and now theyre throwing this again?

KATYA: please welcome back to the race...

Some bitch enters the backyard...

PARIS IC: THEY BROUGHT [CENSORED] BACK?? WHAT THE FUCK?????

KATYA: LIZZIE!

Everyone is positively shooketh, except for Paris.

RONI: OMGGG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

ANITA BUM: i watch your show on a regular basis my favorite segment of the show is when you let out forced laughs whenever your guest says something not even funny

PATRICIA: sis youre thinking of jimmy fallon...

ANITA BUM: i didnt go to school for fucking television

PARIS: can someone like explain why we're stanning lizzie so hard like she's alyssa edwards or vanessa vanjie mateo? rupaul's drag race, new episodes every thursday (or friday if ur international fish and need to stream illegally)

SHAY: omg you idiot it's--

KATYA: so as you can obviously see, ellen degeneres is our guest host

PARIS: WAIT THATS ELLEN OFMG WHAT TH EUFCK

CLARA: ...you genuinely didnt notice?

PATRICIA: i noticed like as soon as i saw her, cause ellen is a genuine sane human being and lizzie always was sniffing my hair

ANITA BUM: hm makes you think why people stanned her so hard

KATYA: fuck off dont disrespect the legend????

KATYA: anyways, bc we cant do hoh comps at the moment, we decided to introduce an actual twist... the week will be performed backwards.

Everyone is confused, except for Paris.

PATRICIA: what does that me--

PARIS: oh so you mean we will all nom six people who we want to be nommed, we all compete in a pov comp, whoever wins can save one of the nominated or whatever, then theres a hoh competition and whoever wins can send that person home?

Everyone is shooketh by Paris.

PARIS: what, am i not allowed to think sometimes? oh look a pretty flower

KATYA: but yeah thats essentially it

ELLEN: so kids, you will all go to the confessionals and vote for whoever you want to nominate

KATYA: now we're going to the stage and drink cocktails with miss mattel and possibly convince ellen to join our threeaway sex tape since serena chacha backed out because she had to go to the library and read books

ELLEN: wait what

KATYA: goodbye for now, see you in five minutes idfk

Katya and Ellen leave.

PARIS: ...but are you sure that wasnt lizzie?

One by one, the contestants get in the confessional.

ANITA BUM IC: I vote to evict Roni and Shay.

PATRICIA IC: Roni and Shay gtfo

CLARA IC: Roni and Shay

RONI IC: Clara and Patricia obv

SHAY IC: Clara about to DIE... oh i guess Patricia too as well

PARIS IC: Clara and... fuck who was it? Anita? sure Anita

After voting, the contestants are in the living room. The silence is awkward.

SHAY: ik we're like at war or something but someone talk i cant feel my heartbeat cause im BORED

PATRICIA: id rather no--

TRIXIE: shut the fuck up youre talking to drag race royalty bitch

PATRICIA: i wasnt even talking to--

TRIXIE: so the votes have been revealed... and it's a tie between Roni, Shay and Clara.

RONI: wait if all of us voted for patricia...

PARIS: hehehehehehe, oops sorry

SHAY: YOU FUCKING CUNT

PATRICIA: i feel attacked but idc

CLARA IC: well well well, these bitches are way too optimistic if they think im going down without a fight. im italian bITCH!

TRIXIE: now sisters, let's all head to the backyard, it's time for our PoV competition!

Everyone goes to the backyard and they see a runway.

PATRICIA: ANOTHER FUCKING LIP SYNC CHALLENGE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

TRIXIE: now kids, it's time to--

ANITA BUM: hey wasnt lizzie supposed to be here to guest host?

TRIXIE: oh shes busy with katya... theyre shooting their scene for the porn movie

PARIS: oh wow

TRIXIE: now its time to play Fashion Frenzy!

EVERYONE: YASS

PRODUCER: trixie it's actually called Fashion Famous now so--

TRIXIE: get out

PRODUCER: huh?

TRIXIE: get the fuck out

The producer gets out.

TRIXIE: now all of you will compete in a fashion show to decide who is the most fashionable person to deserve the PoV

TRIXIE: you will be competing in three categories: Sweet Dreams, Villain Realness and Best Drag. get to work queens. the clothes have been all randomized and rigged for some people to win and others to lose. you have about one hour to create three whole looks would you look at that

RONI: what the fuck

CLARA IC: omg i genuinely entered rupaul's drag race season 11

TRIXIE: good luck and dont fuck it up

Trixie leaves and everyone runs to get their clothes.

PARIS IC: i was fucking made for this so yeah

Everyone's working FAST on their looks when suddenly Paris looks across at Clara and they're doing something similar. Paris runs to Clara's work station and gets in her face.

PARIS: whAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE HORNS IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN WEAR HORNS BITCH

CLARA: paris calm the fuck down omg

PARIS: DONT CROSS ME BITCH

Paris grabs Clara's scissors and cuts through her dress and they both get into a fight, as Anita and Patricia comfortably watch.

PATRICIA: should we like help clara?

ANITA BUM: oh theres no need to. shes fine

They keep working on their outfits as both Clara and specially Paris start bleeding and they force security to separate them.

SHAY: eats popcorn

Part Two
The fashion show starts as Trixie walks down the runway.

TRIXIE: hi im rupaul!

ELLEN: bitch rupaul gained weight

KATYA: hdesjdhuihweiutrei

TRIXIE: today we're gonna be judging the show ok

Onto the runway...

KATYA: Theme is... Sweet Dreams.

Patricia struts down in a fluffy pink cute dress.

Anita WOWS the competition with her feather handmade dress.

Paris...

Roni actually kills it with stunning makeup and a beautiful suit.

Shay comes out in wings.

Clara slays it with a different take and goes for nightmares.

TRIXIE: well those were some lewks.

EDNA: ok sorry im late i was getting my paycheck for being in a successful movie unlike yall

KATYA: speak for yourself hoe, Hurricane Bianca 2: From Russia to whatever the fuck its called buy it on itunes

ELLEN: so i guess its time for my line now? im here omg lolz

TRIXIE: Theme is... Villain Realness.

Patricia comes out as a leather dominatrix thing.

Anita does her thing and SLAYS (i cant come up with lewk ideas everytime ok)

Paris...

ok she does good with her horns

She also fucking trips and dies.

Roni comes out looking like a CGI devil thing and he KILLS it.

Shay comes out in wings.

Clara is a Maleficent rip off but still gag-worthy.

EDNA: gross

TRIXIE: Theme is... Best Drag.

Patricia comes out in a basic floral dress but it's a rUVEAL she takes it off and shes wearing Corey's cock printed on her new basic dress.

Anita comes out as a trashbag, but it looks high-fashion.

Paris...

Roni comes out with a club kid inspired lewk that has the judges gAGGING.

Shay comes out in wings.

Clara comes out in a look inspired by the Italian Illuminati.

TRIXIE: time FOR JUDGING, first of all Patricia

EDNA: had SOME people not been in the stage, ud been the worst. At least the worst looks today actually gagged me, the biggest reaction you got out of me was that giant big cock

PATRICIA: ok youre also a man so

EDNA: bitchh

TRIXIE: Anita...

ELLEN: i thought u were going to suck and u slayed props to you

ANITA: thank--

ELLEN: I wanna have you on my show and lick shots of your naked body

ANITA: are you sure thats not lizzie?

KATYA: id say no but i cant tell them apart

TRIXIE: meanwhile Paris

JUDGES: ...

EDNA: i want you to die

PARIS: um ok--

EDNA: im not finished. your looks tonight... do you have no fashion taste?

TRIXIE: also theres no versatility in your looks, some of them are almost decent but there's random red paint sprayed all over it

PARIS: its actually blood orange that i knocked over my lewks once the italian one came for me

EDNA: blood orange.... shut the fuck up its fucking red

TRIXIE: Roni...

EDNA: BICTH you killed it hard

KATYA: i loved it so much

TRIXIE: i was into your LEWKS

ELLEN: um... it was really good?

RONI: facts are facts

TRIXIE: Shay...

Edna takes one good glare at Shay and leaves the judging table and slaps her.

KATYA: I think that sums it up.

TRIXIE: And finally Clara...

EDNA: it was really good but your competition had already stepped it up so hard but you werent terrible unlike SOME of your "competition"

Edna deathstares Shay and she shits herself.

SHAY IC: That woman... or man, I don't know, is fucking SCARY. I never want to see it again.

TRIXIE: ok thats it roni won lets go home

RONI: YES

Part Three
At PoV ceremony...

RONI: I choose to save myself from eviction

SHAY: ok great there is NO way im going home

TRIXIE: well it is top 6 and really you havent done anything so

SHAY: dont fucking try it whore

CLARA: ok wow

KATYA: ok children so heres whats gonna happen

KATYA: Roni, Patricia, Anita and Paris... you're going to compete in the HoH competition.

TRIXIE: And I hope all of your rocket launchers are ready, ITS TIME FOR DOOMSPIRE BACKFIRE

KATYA: the rules are simple: rig it for roni to win protect your tower and destroy all the spawns from other towers and be the last one standing!

Patricia goes on the Yellow team, Roni goes on the Blue team, Paris goes on the Green team and Anita goes on the Red team.

As the game begins, Roni goes over to Patricia's tower but Patricia knocks him over and he falls, respawning on his spawn. Anita goes on Paris' tower and bombs the entire place, as Paris tries to chase her but ends up flying out of the map once the Green tower is destroyed.

Meanwhile, Patricia starts spreading bombs on Roni's tower as she sees Roni destroying her tower. Patricia quickly runs to her tower but it's too late. Roni has bombed the entire tower and she's eliminated.

It comes down to Anita and Roni. The bridge connecting all the towers is destroyed and both of them stay in their respective towers. Roni tries to survive but Anita destroys his tower, making Anita the winner.

TRIXIE: oof, that was one ride of hell!

KATYA: Anita sweetheart, you've won the HoH competition. Let's all go to the living room and find out who's getting the CHOP!

At the living room...

KATYA: ok we pretty much shays going right?

TRIXIE: cmon, well just pull off a dumb twist so she cant go home, if TDI did it with Kanon so can we

KATYA: was that shade

TRIXIE: am i gay

KATYA: yes

TRIXIE: there's your answer

ANITA: ok so... the person going home tonight... i dont want that person to feel like i attacked her or betrayed her. and hey, it's personal, not big brother.

ANITA: The person going home tonight is...

Anita reveals the picture.

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TRIXIE: NO WE LOST SHAY

KATYA: HOW COULD YOU OUR RATINGS ARE GOING TO GO DOWN YOU WHO-- wait hold on a second thats not shay

TRIXIE: BITCH SHE CHOSE FHUER

ANITA: Clara.

PATRICIA: ...this is a mistake, right?

CLARA: ...wow.

Clara peacefully says goodbye to everyone and leaves.

RONI: i genuinely didnt think this was going to head this way.

TRIXIE: me neither but we STILL HAVE AN AUDIENCE BLESS

PATRICIA: Anita! Are you out of your damn mind?! This--

ANITA: was not the plan? You thought I was going to follow your lead the entire time? bitch please

PATRICIA: I WAS YOUR FRIEND THIS ENTIRE TIME!

ANITA: sis, like i said, its not personal, its big brother.

Patricia storms off.

ANITA: soo anyways after the drama queen's gone, how about i join your alliance?

RONI: ...i underestimated you.

ANITA: yeah you did.

RONI: congrats, youre in the roni takeover

SHAY: fuck off we're not calling it that

In the stage...

TRIXIE: Clara, how did it feel to get r o b b e d by one of your best friends in this competition?

CLARA: Robbed? Hardly. If you tune in, you'll understand what she did.

KATYA: wait... you knew she was gonna kick you out?

CLARA: i guess well have to wait and see. meanwhile, i have other duties. peace!

Clara flies off the stage and enters the Italian Illuminati spaceship as they discuss Sirene S2 and how to kill Lara Croft cause bitch's onto them.

Later in the house...

After everyone's sleeping...

ANITA: patricia... wake up!

PATRICIA: go back to your new friends you hag

ANITA: sis let me explain.... this was planned all along.

PATRICIA: Huh?

In a flashback...

CLARA: Anita, can I talk to you in private?

ANITA: sure

They go to a bedroom.

CLARA: I want you to fake a fight between you and Patricia and me and win the HoH comp and get me out.

ANITA: Huh?

CLARA: look, there's no way we can all beat roni, paris and shay, so we need to get on their good side. there's no way im not leaving this week so i want you to get in their alliance and destroy them from the inside.

ANITA: um ok

Now...

PATRICIA: so you're actually spying on them?

ANITA: and get the inside scoop and manipulate them to stop roni, yes

PATRICIA: That's the only way we can beat them!

ANITA: "Can"? Sis, we will beat them.

To be continued...