Big Brother Roblox/Season One/Truth or Dare

Truth or Dare is the seventh episode of Big Brother Roblox 1.

Part One
The morning after Lizzie's elimination...

The house is bored.

PATRICIA IC: this is really fucking weird like usually there's some drama going around someone's snatching weaves but no. even paris and emerson aren't contacting--

Katya interrupts Patricia's confessional.

KATYA IC: CONTACT AVAILABLE ON DVD AND ITUNES

PATRICIA IC: um ok, anyways the point is we're bored

Everyone is in the living room.

ANITA BUM: im bored

SHAY: lets play a game, its called truth or dare

ANITA BUM: whats that

PATRICIA: anita...

SHAY: someone please educate this moron

ANITA BUM: shut the fuck up, go back to flood escape so u can end up runner up like last time

EMERSON: all tea all shade

PATRICIA: so like if someone asks you truth or dare you have to pick between truth or dare. if you pick truth you have to answer a question with only yes or no. if you pick dare you have to do whatever that person tells you to do.

ANITA BUM: k bitch bring it

SHAY: so i start

SHAY: lil kiki truth or dare

LIL KIKI: dare

SHAY: i dare you to kiss a guy in here

LIL KIKI: ...do you want to die

SHAY: try me bitch

LIL KIKI: I WILL KILL YOU

CLARA: kiki its not that huge of a deal

LIL KIKI: sure ok

Lil Kiki kisses Carl.

CARL: fuck yes

LIL KIKI: k my turn

LIL KIKI: clara truth or dare?

CLARA: truth

LIL KIKI: is it true that you wanna fuck me?

CLARA: um no

LIL KIKI: NOTICE ME SENPAI

CLARA: my turn, anita bum: truth or dare

TRIXIE: OK BYE THIS GAME IS OVER TIME FOR HOH COMP

CLARA: um k, guess well continue this later?

SHAY: no, im gonna finger myself to my flood escape 2 wins

EMERSON: lol "wins"

TRIXIE: HOH COMP RATS, WHAT PART DONT U FUCKS UNDERSTAND GET IN THE BACKYARDD

They go to the backyard and it's Trixie.

TRIXIE: hi im paula deen and say hello to our guest judge she came all this way for this fucking show so respect her, its kanon nakajima

KANON: the queen has arrived

TRIXIE: ok so present the hoh comp and carepackage im out cause i fucking hate doing this show

KANON: bitch its not my fault the trixie and katya show was canceled

Trixie leaves the backyard.

KANON: (to herself) god i cant believe i left spying on kuwata jerking off so i could guest host this smh (to the others) SO YES BBR its top 9 but it feels like top fucking 4

EMERSON: yes i cant wait to send paris home

PARIS: emerson.............just shut the fuck up for a second

KANON: so this week's HoH comp is going to be a rip off of rupaul

PATRICIA IC: omg is it lip syncs? snatch game? WHAT IS IT??

KANON: get them fucking glasses cause the LIBRARY IS OPEN

Everyone is shooketh.

KANON: CAUSE READING IS WHAT??

EVERYONE ELSE: FUNDAMENTAL

KANON: we would do snatch game but our budget cant afford that

ANITA BUM: rip

EMERSON: oh you havent spoken for a while

ANITA BUM: yea well cause u still havent shut the fuck up

KANON: Patricia, the library is open

PATRICIA: omg ok

PATRICIA IC: i have no idea why the fuck were doing this but were doing this

PATRICIA: Carl... you still here?

PATRICIA: Corey, you know when we first hooked up, I was surprised your dick is still functional because when I look at your face it says "nana blossom"

PATRICIA: Paris, rich and powerful but dresses like a busted Betty... oh wait that's right it's the same as Shay's outfit, that makes sense

KANON: the library is now closed

KANON: Emerson, the library is now open

EMERSON: ok im only gonna read paris. Paris, you might as well be from France, cause you look like you've been binge-eating croissants. Paris, was your barbecue cancelled? Cause your grill is fucked--

KANON: DISQUALIFIED

EMERSON: the fuck why

KANON: bitch thats jujubees line and you have been disqualified

PARIS IC: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM DEAD IM FUCKING DEAD

KANON: Paris, the library is open

PARIS: Emerson, shut the fuck up with your no-drag knowledge mouth

KANON: ok continue

PARIS: no im done

KANON: bitch ur supposed to keep go-- u know what nvm

PARIS IC: at least i didnt fucking copy a read from rpdr lmaoooooo

KANON: Shay, the library is open

SHAY: Carl... nice try

SHAY: Patricia... NEXT

SHAY: Annabelle--oh wait fuck i meant Lil Kiki

KANON: the library is now closed

KANON: actually its not, Anita Bum

ANITA BUM: i mean... i think they just read themselves

KANON: the library is now closed

KANON: now audience you may be thinking why the fuck are we closing so suddenly and thats bc TDI is actually back on air and we have to make space for that so rip

KANON: corey no ur trash... um whos next... OH YES, lil kiki

LIL KIKI: Patricia... you came for my woman points to Clara and YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

LIL KIKI: Carl... you came for my woman points to Clara and YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

LIL KIKI: Anita Bum... you came for my woman points to Clara and YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

KANON: why are these reads so horrible

PATRICIA: maybe cause were not fucking drag queens??

KANON: go scream at the fucking production im not to blame for this

KANON: so i guess carls left but like who ca--

Carl snatches the glasses and starts reading.

CARL: Lil Kiki, they say you're still around because you have unfinished business, yes your everything perhaps, please erase yourself from existing

CARL: Shay, you remind me of Lizzie, but actually trying to look pretty and failing

CARL: Anita Bum, I don't even know you're still alive knowing the STDs your probably carrying around with you

KANON: Carl, the library is closed.

KANON: so this hoh comp has come down to a tie... Carl vs Patricia

PATRICIA IC: carls reads were horrible but ok, he shouldve just shut up like corey

KANON: wed do the tiebreaker thing but were sponsoring EDR so were doing everything rupaul like so LIP SYNC FOR UR LIFE BITCHES

''They get on the stage and the selected song is... "Gonna Be On Top" by Tiaan Williams.''

PATRICIA IC: bitch ive fucking won

They start lip syncing and Patricia is doing her shit but Carl starts fucking doing the splits, jumping around and slaying the lip sync.

ANITA BUM IC: i love patricia and everything but i couldnt take my eyes out of carl, i hate to admit it but patricia may be getting outdanced by carl...

CARL IC: they may think im not a threat but bitch, its time for me to fucking kill it

''Carl pulls off a Kennedy and does a split off the stage when the song reaches its peak. The lip sync ends.''

KANON: patricia i love you girl but carl wiped the floor with you on this one. carl shantay you stay, now patricia, sashay away.

KANON: this basically means CONGRATULATIONS CARL, YOU WIN HOH

CARL: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

EVERYONE ELSE: what....the fuck

Part Two
Trixie and Katya come back and actually host the show :gasp:

KATYA: ok that lip sync was everything so everytime theres a tiebreaker in comps were doing lip sycns k

TRIXIE: so yes carl u can begin hoh ceremony

CARL: and i will

Carl starts the HoH Ceremony.

CARL IC: lizzie... these bitches got you, its time for me to GET. THEM. ALL. strategically ofc

CARL: As my first nominee, I choose...

Carl reveals the picture of Corey.

CARL: And as my second nominee, I choose...

Carl reveals the picture of Anita Bum.

CARL: Corey and Anita Bum, I have nominated you this week. now go on veto and die bitch

ANITA BUM IC: its my first time getting nominated, I just know that Corey, I can stand you but I will fucking kill you, and Carl... bitch youre fucking dead

PATRICIA IC: oh carl, you messed with the wrong bitch

In the stage...

TRIXIE: wow this season is actually getting juicy again

KATYA: for a house who was so bored at the beginning they sure have drama to eat up now

TRIXIE: so who will be next one to go?

KATYA: find out next episode on Big Brother Roblox!