Big Brother Roblox/Season One/I Feel Very Attacked

I Feel Very Attacked is the first episode of Big Brother Roblox 1.

Part One
Paris attacks Clara but Lil Kiki protects Clara and throws her to the wall.

LIL KIKI: YOU WANNA DIE BITCH

--meanwhile--

TRIXIE: oh wait we forgot to do intros

KATYA: who cares

--back to the house--

Paris sits down.

PARIS: THIS IS TOO MUCH

Paris starts crying while Emerson starts eating popcorn.

CLARA: Paris, as I have told you, you are just a pawn

LIZZIE IC: well theyre comforting paris and everything and clara mentions that Paris is just a pawn... fuck

PARIS: BUT I DONT WANNA BE A FUCKING PAWN

CLARA: look paris, i dont want to make it seem like we were attacking you

PARIS (screams as loud as she possibly can): I FEEL VERY ATTACKED

LIZZIE: relax, relax

PARIS: THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH

PARIS: ID LIKE TO LEAVE ID LOVE TO LEAVE

EMERSON: lol bye bitch

Paris attacks Emerson.

CLARA IC: fuck, i didnt wanna cause drama... every fucking week has been drama after drama after drama tho... i mean this is not a telenovela its fucking big brother, get your shit together!

The morning after...

Paris and Shay are talking.

PARIS: I JUST DONT KNOW... WHY...

SHAY: sister look, get your shit together! its fucking big brother not dr phil, now ur gonna win veto and send that lizzie bitch fucking home

PARIS: yes ok

SHAY IC: idk why im even trying with paris, bitch is clearly mentally fucked

''At the kitchen, Patricia is cooking breakfast with Anita Bum. The latter doesn't know what to fucking do.''

PATRICIA: bitch help me

ANITA BUM: idk how to do this

PATRICIA: do what?

ANITA BUM: cook

PATRICIA: im dead

EMERSON: what's for breakfast sluts?

ANITA BUM: emerson bitch you shouldve got week fucking one

EMERSON: try me whore im from the nerf projects

NIKKI GRAHAME: CUNTS ITS TIME FOR VETO COMP LETS GO

Everyone gets in the backyard.

NIKKI GRAHAME: now the hoh comp is called guess who!

PARIS: what

NIKKI GRAHAME: ill tell you a riddle about a person and you have to write down who you think it is im talking about

Clara, Lizzie, Paris, Lil Kiki, Carl and Shay are selected.

NIKKI GRAHAME: she is lesbian trash... trash lesbian is she

Everyone writes it down.

NIKKI GRAHAME: OK LETS SEE THEM ANSWERS:

Everyone writes down "Lil Kiki" except for Lizzie.

LIZZIE: what i thought i was the lesbian

LIL KIKI: ha get fucked

NIKKI GRAHAME: Lizzie, you're out

Lizzie joins the others.

NIKKI GRAHAME: ok next one is: who?? honestly

Everyone writes down their answers.

NIKKI GRAHAME: soo yall

Paris wrote "Emerson", Lil Kiki wrote "everyone who wronged me", Shay wrote "the stupid bitch that beat me on FF2", Carl wrote "Floyd" and Clara wrote "Roni".

NIKKI GRAHAME: Carl and Clara you're both right! Everyone else LEAVE

Everyone who didn't write either Floyd or Roni leave and join the others.

NIKKI GRAHAME: now... lets go...

NIKKI GRAHAME: this person's favorite food is shrimp cause honey you have what you eat

CARL: thats not how it goes...

NIKKI GRAHAME: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WRITE

Carl and Clara both write their answers.

NIKKI GRAHAME: now show me your answers

Carl wrote down "Roni" and Clara wrote down "Emerson".

NIKKI GRAHAME: GOOD JOB CLARA, YOU WON VETO!

CLARA: yasss

LIZZIE IC: fuck

Part Two
TRIXIE: ok so we back from fucking

KATYA: thx nikki now go back to hg or whatever

TRIXIE: so you know how this goes, veto ceremony then pee break then eviction CHOP CHOP

CLARA: basically i still support all of my original nominations so ye its the same

TRIXIE: good clara thats the spirit

KATYA: PUT FIVE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK: 5...4...3...2...1!

Everyone votes.

TRIXIE: uugh ok, so the votes are in

KATYA: and the third houseguest to leave is...

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TRIXIE: NO ONE! YOURE ALL SAFE!

Everyone cheers.

KATYA: HA YAYYYYY

TRIXIE: WANNA KNOW THE BEST PART THO?

KATYA: WHAT IS IT

TRIXIE: I lied. Lizzie, by an unanimous vote of 7-0, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Roblox house. Please say your goodbyes.

Lizzie says goodbye to everyone.

CARL: god i thought id fuck her before she went

EMERSON: why would u wanna fuck fat

PARIS: shut the fuck up emerson

In the stage...

TRIXIE: So Lizzie how does it feel to get evicted this early in the game?

LIZZIE: I think definetly what fucked me up was evicting Floyd but still I thought I had a chance cause everyone evicted him...

KATYA: ok now leave well put you back on all stars

TRIXIE: will we tho

KATYA: meh

TRIXIE: so yeah, what will happen next week blah blah blah paris is an icon blah